I am announcing my candidacy for President of the United States, and because she asked to join the ticket, Beatrice828's candidacy to be Vice-President in my administration.
I think I have a platform that distinguishes me from any other candidate running. I have a cosmology that is mind-bending but deals with the real bread-and-butter issues of the here-and-now.
Einstein and Reincarnation.
What other candidate has uttered those two words in close proximity in this campaign? Maybe Newt Gingrich, when he's had too many drinks before his Moon Base speech, but which of the sane, mainstream candidates has said this?
We have a platform that addresses alienation from society, bigotry, a coherent energy philosophy, and other things that I can't quite put into words with those two words above.
Einstein because of his insight that matter is converted into energy, and energy is converted into matter.
Reincarnation because in the soul's drive to negate karma, it often takes on the mantel of a race or creed it had found anathema in a previous lifetime.
In other words, you may become what you hate, or you may have been who you hate now. You can decay your matter putting energy into obstructionism, or you can put energy into things that matter.™
Of course, it requires many to accept premises that they may not fundamentally believe, but how is that different from the other political parties?
I relinquish the microphone to Bea and then we'll take questions.